A Muslim cleric announced the other day that the recent spat of earthquakes are happening not because of shifting tectonic plates, but, rather, because women around the world have apparently not been dressing with sufficient modesty.
To test this theory, Blag Hag has called for a grand scientific experiment: April 26th has been declared Boobquake Day! Women everywhere are being called on to wear revealing tops to see if there is in fact a geological impact. Sure, it could cause earthquakes, but most likely those will happen in places where not many people have accepted
Besides, think of the massive victory this would be for women’s rights everywhere! Abused and oppressed women the world over could simply say, “leave me alone or I’ll walk outside in a thong and destroy you all!”
I asked Jesus about Boobquake Day and he seemed to approve:
