To the Vitter End

(Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s been a while.)

“Family-values” crusader congressman David Vitter is a hot news topic this week over his alleged solicitation of prostitutes and alleged wearing of diapers during the resulting encounters. He’s admitted to using the DC Madam’s “escort service” but has denied frequenting the establishment in his home state of Louisiana. He says that his wife knew of his admitted-to transgressions.

I’m wondering what the conversation between them was like after his admission. I’ll bet it went something like this:

Her: “I’m glad you’re finally being honest with me. Is there anything else you’d like to confess?”

Him: “I dunno… Depends.”

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