There is water on Mars, according to NASA.

Good old H2O.

Let me reiterate, for those who might not have picked up on my excitement:

THERE IS WATER ON MARS!!

Those grainy pictures of a few tiny little ice flakes should get the blood of any card-carrying science fiction geek pumping. Those crystals conjure grandiose visions of colonization and terraforming and attractive women in chain mail thong bikinis.

NASA Mars Photo
(Official NASA Photo from Phoenix Lander)

But the more (dare I say it?) down-to-earth reaction to this news is that we’ve discovered one of the crucial elements of life (as we know it) on another rock in our very own solar system. In the distant past when Mars was a warmer place with a denser atmosphere, this ice would very likely have been liquid water. The presence of liquid water dramatically increases the chance that some primitive form of life may have evolved on Mars at some point, and that discovery – even if it’s nothing more than a frozen microbe carcass – could change our perspective on the nature of life and biology like nothing has since Og the caveman noticed his friend Ug didn’t wake back up when he fell asleep from being hit on the head by a rock.

The discovery of even minute amounts of water on Mars will also likely generate some real excitement – not to mention investment – in space exploration, and that creates jobs and spurs technological advancement and gives me something much more interesting and positive to listen to than politicians and zealots could ever dream of.

Mars Rover Photo

 

Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal.
– Arthur C. Clarke

Celebrity deaths are curious things; we find ourselves grieving over the loss of someone we’ve never met, and only knew through some body of work they’ve left behind as a legacy or, in some cases, have only even heard of because they were “famous for being famous”. Usually these deaths have little effect on me; I may regret the loss of further contributions from that person, or commiserate in a detached sort of way with their families because I know what it’s like to lose a loved one. But at most there’s only a momentary pang of sadness, and then I get on with living life among the people who I do know and care about on a personal level.

Before today, only three times had the passing of someone famous had a profound impact on me, a sense that somehow the sum total of the things that are wondrous and wonderful here on our little space rock has been diminished in a way from which it will never fully recover. The first two were Jim Henson and Carl Sagan, who had tremendous influences on my childhood and adolescence. The third was, for reasons I have yet to figure out, the actor Andreas Katsulas, about whom I knew almost absolutely nothing beyond that he played a favorite character of mine on a television show (I have only a vague sort of knowledge what the guy even looked like behind the mask and makeup that turned him into G’kar).

It’s fairly well known that when Hemingway wrote “ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee“, he was saying that the loss of one life is a loss for us all, and we are lessened by it.

Today, the bell rang out loud and clear for science fiction writer Sir Arthur C. Clarke. Best known in popular culture for the movie “2001: A Space Odyssey” and its sequels, Clarke is better remembered for the many books, stories, and articles written in his 90 years of life. His imagination has changed our world; he was the guy who, in the 1940s, came up with the crazy idea of trying to put a man-made object into orbit and bounce communication signals off it. Of the men I consider the grand masters of science fiction – Heinlein, Asimov, Herbert, Clarke, and Bradbury, all gone now save for the last – Clarke was often perhaps the most realistically visionary. By this I mean that while he could write visions of the far future with the best of them, he also excelled at showing us hints of the near tomorrows, the almost-here futures that, for better or worse, could (and often did) happen during his readers’ lifetimes.

I’d like to end with a small selection of quotes from his writing, but there are so many great ones to choose from that it’s hard to limit myself to just a few.

There is, of course, Clarke’s Third Law:

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Another favorite of mine is this one, a sentiment echoed later by Carl Sagan in his “Pale Blue Dot” monologue:

It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of nationalism can long survive when men have seen the Earth in its true perspective as a single small globe against the stars.

On information vs. knowledge:

…it is vital to remember that information — in the sense of raw data — is not knowledge, that knowledge is not wisdom, and that wisdom is not foresight. But information is the first essential step to all of these.

He had a few thoughts on religion as well:

Perhaps our role on this planet is not to worship God — but to create Him.

I would defend the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes; but it is also necessary to protect the young and innocent.

The greatest tragedy in mankind’s entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion.

I don’t believe in God but I’m very interested in her.

When challenged to write a 10-word short story:

“God said, ‘Cancel Program GENESIS.’ The universe ceased to exist.”

On UFOs:

They tell us absolutely nothing about intelligence elsewhere in the universe, but they do prove how rare it is on Earth.

There are plenty more where those came from, but I’ll sign off with Clarke’s own words on the occasion of his 90th birthday last December:

I’m sometimes asked how I would like to be remembered. I’ve had a diverse career as a writer, underwater explorer, space promoter and science populariser. Of all these, I want to be remembered most as a writer – one who entertained readers, and, hopefully, stretched their imagination as well.

I find that another English writer — who, coincidentally, also spent most of his life in the East — has expressed it very well. So let me end with these words of Rudyard Kipling:

If I have given you delight
by aught that I have done.
Let me lie quiet in that night
which shall be yours anon;

And for the little, little span
the dead are borne in mind,
seek not to question other than,
the books I leave behind.

This is Arthur Clarke, saying Thank You and Goodbye from Colombo!

 

Yes, it’s a momentous and humbling occasion here at drl2Blog – I’ve just discovered that at least one person outside my immediate family has actually read some of my ramblings! The WordPress software I use for this blog provides the administrator with a list of sites that have linked here, but I mostly ignore it because it’s usually just full of links from other Atheist Blogroll members where my blog magically appears on their list whether they like it or not. However, I just discovered that the otherwhirled (note trendy lower case format, common to better blogs everywhere but not quite as cool as having a single capital letter in the middle of the name!) has linked to me (voluntarily, no less)!

Of course, their description of my site uses the word “occasional” twice, and I beg to differ because if you look back at my posts it’s clear that – … hmm… well, yeah, OK, “occasional” works for me.

The problem with posting only occasionally is that when I finally feel I’ve got something worth saying, there’s already too much to cover. It’s a vicious cycle of occasionality – a word which, by the way, I just now invented and expect royalties on.

The Blog Against Theocracy is coming again this year over Easter weekend. Last year I said I would write something for it, but never quite got around to it. This year I absolutely promise to at the very least find new and different reasons for not getting to it. Or maybe I’ll actually write something. Who knows?

A couple of sites I’ve recently discovered that I thought I’d pass along:

Coming Out Godless is for people who have left their faith to talk about the experience, and Reason vs. Faith is a site for moderated debate between theists and atheists. I know which side I’m rooting for.

My wedding anniversary is this Sunday and for the first time in a long while my wife and I will have the house to ourselves for a few hours. Susan seems to have a few specific ideas on how to spend the time, but it might be tough to get me in the mood because I’m so used to foreplay beginning with those five magical words, “Aren’t the kids asleep yet!?”

 

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They’ve created a font called Arial Sarcastic which is a reverse-italic version of Arial.

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Everyone who’s anyone seems to have their own Wikipedia clone these days. There’s Conservapedia, a haven for right-wingers who feel that other Wikis are too liberal-biased (i.e. reality based) for their taste. Dickipedia is a fun one because all its entries begin along these lines:

William James “Bill” O’Reilly, Jr. (born September 10, 1949) is an American television commentator, author, novelist, and dick.

Via DIGG yesterday I discovered Chickipedia, where horny men post bios and pictures of female celebrities. There’s Stephen Colbert centered Wikiality, and there’s even a Wookiepedia for Star Wars fans.

It’d like to suggest a few new ones:

Hickipedia – Rednecks’ guide to the internet and the official Wiki of NASCAR
Stickipedia – Where horny men post pictures of their keyboards after spending too much time at Chickipedia
Sickipedia – Why bother with medical professionals when you can let the wisdom of the internet heal you?

There are of course hundreds of possible variations…

 

Apparently a group of journalists has discovered that Bush and his administration might not have been entirely truthful in the run-up to the Iraq war. I’m shocked, shocked I say!

“The cumulative effect of these false statements — amplified by thousands of news stories and broadcasts — was massive, with the media coverage creating an almost impenetrable din for several critical months in the run-up to war,” the study concluded.

Ya think?

 

This year I “rang in the new” as usual amongst extended family (mostly on my wife’s side) and accompanied by home-made vodka-based wassail, a few tastes of a fruity thing called 99 Apples, and shots of Plum Schnapps. The aforementioned liquids made our annual impromptu basement recording studio jam session sound even more horrible than usual but seem even more fun at the time. Picture a band of 4-6 untrained adults handed instruments and taught a simple chord or rhythm and told “Just keep playing this!” while the one actual musician among us plays various tunes on his guitar and as many as seven rambunctious children provide as many as seven different, unrelated, yet simultaneous sets of vocals.

Also had a fun argument with a pro-Iraq-war friend of the family. Neither of us had any success changing the other’s point of view, but it was nice being able to discuss both sides of the issue without anybody getting angry or accusing the other of warmongering or treason or hating America.

 

Is there anything the right wing has done lately that hasn’t backfired and caused more harm than good, with the most harm usually inflicted on the very people who were supposed to reap the benefits?

Case in point du jour: Teen pregnancy.

The Bush “Abstinence Only” sex education doctrine has been in place long enough now that we’re starting to see some real results, and they’re just as many predicted: A rise in teen pregnancy rates.

The article on Yahoo is quick to point out that this could be just a stistical blip, not a new trend, but many disagree:

However, some experts said they have been expecting a jump. They blamed it on increased federal funding for abstinence-only health education that doesn’t teach teens how to use condoms and other contraception.

… and much of the data would seem to agree:

The new report offers a state-by-state breakdown of birth rates overall. Many of those with the highest birth rates teach abstinence instead of comprehensive sex education, according to the Planned Parenthood Federation of America.

And research has concluded that abstinence-only programs do not cause a decrease in teenage sexual activity, Planned Parenthood officials added.

“In the last decade, more than $1 billion has been wasted on abstinence-only programs,” said Cecile Richards, the organization’s president, in a prepared statement.

All I can do anymore when a new government report comes out is to roll my eyes and shake my head in frustration.

 

Sometimes I go for weeks without posting a single blog entry not because I have no ideas, but because I don’t have the mental focus to sort through the constant bombardment of stimuli and narrow my subject down enough to muster a coherent set of thoughts that haven’t already been expressed all over the blogosphere by the time I get around to it.

Certainly there’s been no shortage of right-wing dishonesty, propaganda, and inhumanity to rant about in the last few weeks – but hey, at least the Iran invasion hasn’t started yet. On the closely related religious-nutjob front, there’s been plenty to talk about as well: the latest mega-church sex scandal, the creationist Discovery Institute’s plagiarism (with the science removed, of course), the Saudi gang-rape victim who got 200 lashes for riding in a car with a man who was not a relative, the teacher arrested for naming a teddy bear Muhammed, the sisters who murdered their own uncle and his wife in front of their chilldren because the couple’s wearing of “western style trousers” showed they were infidels… I could go on, but it’s late and I need sleep, and lots of it, in the 5 and half or so hours left before my alarm goes off.

So anyway, tonight I’m siting around wandering the InterTubes instead of catching up on any of many non-web-surfing tasks I should have been working on. I’m idly thinking, “I need a blog post subject… but what? So much to choose from!”

Then I come across a DIGG link to a baseball video from earlier this summer, and I know I’ve found my subject. Its one of those moments that reminds me that despite a world filled with examples of man’s inhumanity to man (not to mention just plain old-fashioned stupidity) that we as a species do in fact have some redeeming qualities, and that sometimes even large masses of humanity have it in them to collectively Do The Right Thing.

This summer an autistic man sang the national anthem at Fenway Park. Partway through the song he started to become overwhelmed by the attention and slipped into a nervous sort of stutter-laugh reaction. Now, in most sports venues I’ve been to (especially those in a neighboring city, which shall remain nameless, where even victory celebrations sometimes end in car fires in the parking lot), I would expect nothing less than a chorus of boos and “throw da bum out!” calls.

Not so on this day in July at Fenway Park. They cheered him on! When that didn’t work and his voice didn’t steady, they started to sing along with him.

Wow.

Oh, and I’ll add something I find uplifting in a totally different way. The normally detestable “LOLCATS” phenomenon has collided with SF writer John Scalzi’s Creation Museum report to produce the peanut butter cup of hilarity that is LOLCreashun.

LOLCreashun-logic

LOLCreashun-eyebeams

 

(Yeah, I know, it’s a pathetic title, but whaddaya want from me? It’s 5:30 in the morning after a sleepless night!)

Wee little Delaware had its very own auto show this past weekend, and I managed to eek out a little time for a walk-through. Susan took a bunch of pictures for me.

Nice Ferrari parked outside:
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Just inside the main entrance were, among other things, a pair of Lotuses (Lotii?)
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Sadly, after having a chance to sit in one, I’ve had to remove the Lotus from the List of Totally Impractical Cars I’d Consider If I Won The Lottery. I’d heard they were cramped and hard to get in and out of, but reading the words in a car magazine doesn’t convey the real sense of needing someone to lower you a rope to pull you out. Your buttocks actually rest fairly far below the door sill once you get in, so you have to do a kind of lifting sideways roll to extract yourself. There’s also a structural member that cuts into your foot space on the left and narrows rightward so your legs are sort of crooked and cramped.

Every car show needs a Viper, of course. The color of this one in the lighting provided made it look oddly understated, which is hard to do with a Viper.
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The modern Corvette is far and away the best performance value in automotive history. Power and handling rivaling that class of vehicle know collectively as the “supercar”, but at a price that doesn’t sound like a mortgage on a pretty nice house. That being said… for some reason I have absolutely no desire to own one.
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In the presence of a Ford GT I’m never sure whether to go with grunting sounds a la Tim Allen or Homer Simpson style drooling noises. I settled for prostrating myself before it and offering to sacrifice a goat to my new master.
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Ah, the classics – in this case, in the form of a Shelby Cobra signed by Carroll Shelby himself.
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This Porsche was notable mainly because it was apparently painted to match that guy’s shirt.
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Among the more mundane new 2008 models on display was this Saturn Sky, which I kind of like even though it’s a Saturn, though I prefer its Pontiac Solstice brethren even though it’s a Pontiac.
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A small show but a good start. I would like to have seen some of the concept cars that have been making the rounds at larger venues. I was disappointed particularly that the Camaro prototype wasn’t there. Sadly, I don’t know whether the show will be able to expand – I’m not aware of a larger venue locally that would lend itself to an indoor car show.

Before we left, the kids climbed into the drivers’ seat of a Rolls Royce. Aeryn (left) seemed content to wallow in luxury; Kate, on the other hand, was looking to take it to the parking lot to do some donuts.
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