On Blogs and Monkeys

When I created this blog I threw on the subtitle “Infinite Monkeys, Infinite Keyboards” as a spur-of-the-moment attempt at a little self-deprecating humor, implying that if I cranked out enough words, some of them might end up worth reading. Turns out, though, that several of the several blogs and one blogroll that link to here do it using that as the name of the blog – which admittedly may be better than just plain old “drl2Blog”.

Anyway, I’m far from the first to make that connection between monkeys and blogging (monkeyblogging?) – as I suspected but couldn’t prove until the other day when I came across this image:

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Bye, George

This morning on the way to work I heard on the radio about George Carlin’s passing over the weekend. I live in Delaware and don’t get out much, so I have, of course, never met George, but I have an odd sort of personal connection with him: I was at a friend’s house watching a Carlin HBO special the night I got the call that my own grandfather had died. From that day on whenever I saw George I jumped that mental hyperlink to thoughts of my grandfather, even though the two were not alike at all (and in fact, were my grandfather exposed to Carlin’s humor, he would most likely scowl and leave the room).

George kept us all a little healthier by being brave enough to point out our own collective stupidity. George’s life was proof that humor can change the world.

I’m sure fifty thousand other bloggers will be linking to these clips or to the famous ‘Seven words’ that made their way to the Supreme Court, but I feel obligated to join in with a few of my favorite Carlin bits:

Martian Wet Dreams

There is water on Mars, according to NASA.

Good old H2O.

Let me reiterate, for those who might not have picked up on my excitement:

THERE IS WATER ON MARS!!

Those grainy pictures of a few tiny little ice flakes should get the blood of any card-carrying science fiction geek pumping. Those crystals conjure grandiose visions of colonization and terraforming and attractive women in chain mail thong bikinis.

NASA Mars Photo
(Official NASA Photo from Phoenix Lander)

But the more (dare I say it?) down-to-earth reaction to this news is that we’ve discovered one of the crucial elements of life (as we know it) on another rock in our very own solar system. In the distant past when Mars was a warmer place with a denser atmosphere, this ice would very likely have been liquid water. The presence of liquid water dramatically increases the chance that some primitive form of life may have evolved on Mars at some point, and that discovery – even if it’s nothing more than a frozen microbe carcass – could change our perspective on the nature of life and biology like nothing has since Og the caveman noticed his friend Ug didn’t wake back up when he fell asleep from being hit on the head by a rock.

The discovery of even minute amounts of water on Mars will also likely generate some real excitement – not to mention investment – in space exploration, and that creates jobs and spurs technological advancement and gives me something much more interesting and positive to listen to than politicians and zealots could ever dream of.

Mars Rover Photo

Goodbye, Arthur, and Thanks

Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal.
— Arthur C. Clarke

Celebrity deaths are curious things; we find ourselves grieving over the loss of someone we’ve never met, and only knew through some body of work they’ve left behind as a legacy or, in some cases, have only even heard of because they were “famous for being famous”. Usually these deaths have little effect on me; I may regret the loss of further contributions from that person, or commiserate in a detached sort of way with their families because I know what it’s like to lose a loved one. But at most there’s only a momentary pang of sadness, and then I get on with living life among the people who I do know and care about on a personal level.

Before today, only three times had the passing of someone famous had a profound impact on me, a sense that somehow the sum total of the things that are wondrous and wonderful here on our little space rock has been diminished in a way from which it will never fully recover. The first two were Jim Henson and Carl Sagan, who had tremendous influences on my childhood and adolescence. The third was, for reasons I have yet to figure out, the actor Andreas Katsulas, about whom I knew almost absolutely nothing beyond that he played a favorite character of mine on a television show (I have only a vague sort of knowledge what the guy even looked like behind the mask and makeup that turned him into G’kar).

It’s fairly well known that when Hemingway wrote “ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee“, he was saying that the loss of one life is a loss for us all, and we are lessened by it.

Today, the bell rang out loud and clear for science fiction writer Sir Arthur C. Clarke. Best known in popular culture for the movie “2001: A Space Odyssey” and its sequels, Clarke is better remembered for the many books, stories, and articles written in his 90 years of life. His imagination has changed our world; he was the guy who, in the 1940s, came up with the crazy idea of trying to put a man-made object into orbit and bounce communication signals off it. Of the men I consider the grand masters of science fiction – Heinlein, Asimov, Herbert, Clarke, and Bradbury, all gone now save for the last – Clarke was often perhaps the most realistically visionary. By this I mean that while he could write visions of the far future with the best of them, he also excelled at showing us hints of the near tomorrows, the almost-here futures that, for better or worse, could (and often did) happen during his readers’ lifetimes.

I’d like to end with a small selection of quotes from his writing, but there are so many great ones to choose from that it’s hard to limit myself to just a few.

There is, of course, Clarke’s Third Law:

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Another favorite of mine is this one, a sentiment echoed later by Carl Sagan in his “Pale Blue Dot” monologue:

It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of nationalism can long survive when men have seen the Earth in its true perspective as a single small globe against the stars.

On information vs. knowledge:

…it is vital to remember that information — in the sense of raw data — is not knowledge, that knowledge is not wisdom, and that wisdom is not foresight. But information is the first essential step to all of these.

He had a few thoughts on religion as well:

Perhaps our role on this planet is not to worship God — but to create Him.

I would defend the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes; but it is also necessary to protect the young and innocent.

The greatest tragedy in mankind’s entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion.

I don’t believe in God but I’m very interested in her.

When challenged to write a 10-word short story:

“God said, ‘Cancel Program GENESIS.’ The universe ceased to exist.”

On UFOs:

They tell us absolutely nothing about intelligence elsewhere in the universe, but they do prove how rare it is on Earth.

There are plenty more where those came from, but I’ll sign off with Clarke’s own words on the occasion of his 90th birthday last December:

I’m sometimes asked how I would like to be remembered. I’ve had a diverse career as a writer, underwater explorer, space promoter and science populariser. Of all these, I want to be remembered most as a writer – one who entertained readers, and, hopefully, stretched their imagination as well.

I find that another English writer — who, coincidentally, also spent most of his life in the East — has expressed it very well. So let me end with these words of Rudyard Kipling:

If I have given you delight
by aught that I have done.
Let me lie quiet in that night
which shall be yours anon;

And for the little, little span
the dead are borne in mind,
seek not to question other than,
the books I leave behind.

This is Arthur Clarke, saying Thank You and Goodbye from Colombo!

What? I have an AUDIENCE!?

Yes, it’s a momentous and humbling occasion here at drl2Blog – I’ve just discovered that at least one person outside my immediate family has actually read some of my ramblings! The WordPress software I use for this blog provides the administrator with a list of sites that have linked here, but I mostly ignore it because it’s usually just full of links from other Atheist Blogroll members where my blog magically appears on their list whether they like it or not. However, I just discovered that the otherwhirled (note trendy lower case format, common to better blogs everywhere but not quite as cool as having a single capital letter in the middle of the name!) has linked to me (voluntarily, no less)!

Of course, their description of my site uses the word “occasional” twice, and I beg to differ because if you look back at my posts it’s clear that – … hmm… well, yeah, OK, “occasional” works for me.

The problem with posting only occasionally is that when I finally feel I’ve got something worth saying, there’s already too much to cover. It’s a vicious cycle of occasionality – a word which, by the way, I just now invented and expect royalties on.

The Blog Against Theocracy is coming again this year over Easter weekend. Last year I said I would write something for it, but never quite got around to it. This year I absolutely promise to at the very least find new and different reasons for not getting to it. Or maybe I’ll actually write something. Who knows?

A couple of sites I’ve recently discovered that I thought I’d pass along:

Coming Out Godless is for people who have left their faith to talk about the experience, and Reason vs. Faith is a site for moderated debate between theists and atheists. I know which side I’m rooting for.

My wedding anniversary is this Sunday and for the first time in a long while my wife and I will have the house to ourselves for a few hours. Susan seems to have a few specific ideas on how to spend the time, but it might be tough to get me in the mood because I’m so used to foreplay beginning with those five magical words, “Aren’t the kids asleep yet!?”

Pedia Frenzy

Everyone who’s anyone seems to have their own Wikipedia clone these days. There’s Conservapedia, a haven for right-wingers who feel that other Wikis are too liberal-biased (i.e. reality based) for their taste. Dickipedia is a fun one because all its entries begin along these lines:

William James “Bill” O’Reilly, Jr. (born September 10, 1949) is an American television commentator, author, novelist, and dick.

Via DIGG yesterday I discovered Chickipedia, where horny men post bios and pictures of female celebrities. There’s Stephen Colbert centered Wikiality, and there’s even a Wookiepedia for Star Wars fans.

It’d like to suggest a few new ones:

Hickipedia – Rednecks’ guide to the internet and the official Wiki of NASCAR
Stickipedia – Where horny men post pictures of their keyboards after spending too much time at Chickipedia
Sickipedia – Why bother with medical professionals when you can let the wisdom of the internet heal you?

There are of course hundreds of possible variations…

Stop the Presses!

Apparently a group of journalists has discovered that Bush and his administration might not have been entirely truthful in the run-up to the Iraq war. I’m shocked, shocked I say!

“The cumulative effect of these false statements — amplified by thousands of news stories and broadcasts — was massive, with the media coverage creating an almost impenetrable din for several critical months in the run-up to war,” the study concluded.

Ya think?

Happy 2008

This year I “rang in the new” as usual amongst extended family (mostly on my wife’s side) and accompanied by home-made vodka-based wassail, a few tastes of a fruity thing called 99 Apples, and shots of Plum Schnapps. The aforementioned liquids made our annual impromptu basement recording studio jam session sound even more horrible than usual but seem even more fun at the time. Picture a band of 4-6 untrained adults handed instruments and taught a simple chord or rhythm and told “Just keep playing this!” while the one actual musician among us plays various tunes on his guitar and as many as seven rambunctious children provide as many as seven different, unrelated, yet simultaneous sets of vocals.

Also had a fun argument with a pro-Iraq-war friend of the family. Neither of us had any success changing the other’s point of view, but it was nice being able to discuss both sides of the issue without anybody getting angry or accusing the other of warmongering or treason or hating America.

“Family Values” Makes Bigger Families

Is there anything the right wing has done lately that hasn’t backfired and caused more harm than good, with the most harm usually inflicted on the very people who were supposed to reap the benefits?

Case in point du jour: Teen pregnancy.

The Bush “Abstinence Only” sex education doctrine has been in place long enough now that we’re starting to see some real results, and they’re just as many predicted: A rise in teen pregnancy rates.

The article on Yahoo is quick to point out that this could be just a stistical blip, not a new trend, but many disagree:

However, some experts said they have been expecting a jump. They blamed it on increased federal funding for abstinence-only health education that doesn’t teach teens how to use condoms and other contraception.

… and much of the data would seem to agree:

The new report offers a state-by-state breakdown of birth rates overall. Many of those with the highest birth rates teach abstinence instead of comprehensive sex education, according to the Planned Parenthood Federation of America.

And research has concluded that abstinence-only programs do not cause a decrease in teenage sexual activity, Planned Parenthood officials added.

“In the last decade, more than $1 billion has been wasted on abstinence-only programs,” said Cecile Richards, the organization’s president, in a prepared statement.

All I can do anymore when a new government report comes out is to roll my eyes and shake my head in frustration.