Apparently there’s a group that’s taken that old saying about “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross” and decided to produce a labor-saving device, presumably to leave the flag/cross bearers’ hands free to make better use of their automatic weapons.
Yes, for a mere $49.95, you can wrap in the flag and carry the cross, but still unload your AK-47 on those crazy godless liberal commies who seem to think Exxon-Mobil should pay taxes! Introducing: The Cross Spangled Banner!