Just wanted to discreetly pass along a suggestion to my fellow Militant Atheist, War-on-Christmas types. Let’s keep this just between us… it won’t work if the public gets wind of it.
A bunch of the Christians seem to think their Second Coming thing is happening on May 21 of this year. Even among those who don’t accept this as an exact date, many expect it to be in the not-too-distant future.
So here’s my idea:
On May 21, without having told anyone what you’re planning, get up early, gather the clothes you’d normally wear for the day, and pile them on your doorstep. Then hide in your basement all day. Fresh clothing optional.
On May 22, enjoy the turmoil as they try to explain why millions of atheists were raptured away…