At first I just laughed at this Autoblog article:
Bow your heads: Kansas man forming Mustang Church of America
Charles Ales is into Ford Mustangs. In fact, he owns several; his collection includes all three BOSS variants and four new Shelbys. Over years of collecting cars and hobnobbing with others who share his interests, he noticed that the real car people’s enthusiasm for their rides borders on religious fervor. An idea popped into Charles’ head last summer, and The Mustang Church of America and Museum was born. It’s even got its own logo: the Christian fish symbol with the running pony inside.
Built next to the house in which he was born, the facility is set to open later this summer and will display Mr. Ales’ collection of Mustangs. He also plans to host car shows, swap meets and two Mustang blessings a year. Charles and his adopted son Robert Brunch, both ordained ministers, will preside over Sunday services in the non-denominational church. “I’ll preach goodness and helping my fellow humankind. I’ll preach what we’re supposed to do – make this a better world than we found it,” he told the local Pittsburg, KS Morning Sun newspaper.
The mural behind his pulpit will show Jesus at the wheel of a ’66 Mustang. Bet you don’t have one of those at your church.
But when I thought about it, I was struck by the fact that there is, in fact, solid and irrefutable proof for the existence of the Ford Mustang. I wish I’d seen this article a few days earlier so when I got pulled over last week I could have argued with the state trooper that I wasn’t speeding, I was engaging in a sacred religious rite, and her interference constituted a violation of my rights.